Haha...that sounds like a vacation pamphlet.
I just want to let you guys know that sometimes when there are incredible deals or flash sales or things that are going to go fast - maybe a giveaway for the first thousand, like the Miracle Gro sample yesterday - I don't always put it up here on the blog. That's why you need to "fan" the Facebook page. It'll come up in your little ticker (or you could subscribe and make sure you see ALL my posts in your news feed) and you'll be able to get more of the deals and samples and freebies!
So if you haven't already, go here and like Bedfordnomics.